parkingstrange:

if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history

(via rowrz)

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"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

image

you tell me

(via jonophobias)

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shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts, via jonophobias)

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997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

(via done)

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shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED FOR SHITTY HALLOWEEN MOVIES

(via shouldnt)

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octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

(via undomesticated-people)

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subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

(via lohanthony)

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